It starts as an innocuous little cough. Followed by another one. Then another. Not before long, you’re hacking and gagging, and breaking into a full sweat. You can feel the icy stares of the people all around you. Judging you. Wishing they could all scream the same thing.

“SHUT THE COUGH UP!”

Now you can put a pod in it. A Theraflu Power Pod, that is.